1.Nothing rhymes with Owen Wilson. I tried. If you can find something besides a cheese and a homebuilder in McKinney, I will buy you number 3.*
2. Go figure.
3. Thanks, Maggie, for pointing me to this.
4. Wake me up when this is all hashed out, OK? Someone (whose name starts with Ass and ends in Press) needs to chill.
5. Just because there is some punnery to be had, doesn't mean you have to use all of it, OK?
6. Christopher Beam is awesome.
* The latter part, not the former. You're not getting a Maggie. And the suggestion has to be really good. If you're Owen Wilson himself, just e-mail any word at all, along with your brother's phone number.
Labels: Associated Press, Barack Obama, blogging, Christopher Beam, Dallas Morning News, Donald Rumsfeld, George W. Bush, John McCain, m-pyre, Owen Wilson, politics
